Initiate docking sequence
For God’s sake, it’s nearly 3 a.m., what are we still doing in this bar? We’re going to be late for church in the morning! Why do we keep coming here, anyway? There’s puke on the floor in the bathroom, and I’m pretty sure this joint pours bottom-shelf liquor into the top-shelf bottles. It’s a rip off! And it’s SNOWING outside. I’ve been going from bar to bar in just my skin! Listen, I don’t want to ruin your good time. I’m just all out of energy, buddy. Let’s go home.
Just think about what’s waiting for us at home! That big queen-sized pillow top is going to be mighty warm and inviting, don’t you think? After all, you’ve had a hard week—you need your rest. As for me? Ha! I get to bed down in my Benwin iChoice Dock. For an iPod like me, it’s like having a cozy little nest all your own!
Why don’t you call a cab? We can be home in like 20 minutes. If you’re too tired to brush your teeth, I won’t tell anyone. Just crawl into bed and plunk me down in the iChoice. I’ll play soothing MP3s of stuff like Explosions in the Sky over its speakers, and you can just drift off the Slumberland. In the morning, we’ll both be refreshed and ready to go, ‘cause thanks to the iChoice, I’ll be charging while I play! If you need a little energy when you wake up, just crank up the volume using the dock’s wireless remote control, and I’ll play some Dillinger Escape Plan. That ought to get us both moving!
Now, I know you can use the Audio In jack on the iChoice to play music from your CD player, laptop, or that crummy 1 gig MP3 player you keep in your gym bag, but let’s face it: It was made for me. The iChoice is home. Now I’m not telling you what to do or anything, but it’s late. You’ve had a couple of drinks. We’ve had a great time all day, talking about bands and listening to tunes, but it’s time for us to shut down for the night.
I’m pretty sure I saw a Yellow Cab card in your pocket, why don’t you just- hey! HEY! IDIOT!! Come back! Don’t leave me at the bar again! I need to be recharged!!
Second time this month. This is why you never party with your roommate!
Benwin iChoice Dock and Speakers w/Remote for iPod (White)
Condition: New
Package: Retail
Manufacturer: Benwin
Max Order Qty: 5
Features:
• Total Output (P. M. P. O.): 80W
• RMS 5W x2
• Frequency Response 60 Hz – 20 kHz
• Wireless Remote Control/Digital
• Speaker System 40mm Full Range 5W x4
• 120V~240V Power Supply
Each package includes:
• Benwin iChoice Dock and Speakers
• Wireless remote
• Stereo cables
• Four (4) iPod adapters
• Power adapter (100-240V ~ 50/60 Hz)
• User's manual