Hi, everybody! Welcome to Chez Petite. My name is Daniel, and I’ll be your waiter this evening. Here’s our wine list and some fresh bread… Our special tonight is the lake trout. When you’re ready to order, just hit me up on the walkie talkie. Enjoy!
Excuse me, what did you say?
Our special is the lake trout, sir. It’s blackened with a—
No, no, about the walkie talkie!
Oh! Well, I’m a bit indisposed at the moment because my alma mater, East Mennonite University, is playing tonight. They’re in the NCAA Division II Sweet Sixteen, and I’ve made a fairly large bet on them, so I’ll be upstairs watching the game in the lounge. When you’re ready to order, just press the button on this Audiovox GMRS 2-Way Radio and I’ll send it to the kitchen. Thanks!
Um, Daniel, this is highly irregular. My family and I came here for a nice dinner, and we expected a certain level of service. I’ve never in my life heard of a waiter dropping off a two-way radio at a table so he can watch basketball. And I’ve damn sure never heard of East Mennonite University.
Well, sir, it’s not the most prestigious school. That’s why I’m still waiting tables. But it’s March Madness, and East Mennonite has a chance to go all the way. This game is huge. HUGE. They called me in on my night off tonight, so please try to work with me here. Aren’t you a sports fan?
Well, yes, I suppose. How, uh, how exactly does this walkie talkie work?
Oh, it’s very easy, sir. It’s got 22 channels, so you won’t have to worry about interference. Just press the button to talk.
It seems a little small, Daniel.
Yes sir, it’s quite portable, but it’s no toy. These Audiovox walkie talkies have a range of up to six miles. I’ll definitely be able to hear you.
Can’t say I’m convinced, Daniel. Do you think we could at least test them out?
Sure! I’ll just run upstairs, and you try to call me on the walkie.
Daddy, let’s just go!
Sweetie, it’s March Madness! It’s our duty to help this man if possible. Daniel? Dan, do you read me? Over.
EAST MENNONITE BASKETBALL RULES!! WHOOO!! Over.
*Sigh* Loud and clear, Dan.
Great! I’m here when you need me. Try the fish!
Audiovox GMRS672 2-Pack GMRS 2-Way Radios w/22 Channels
Condition: New
Package: Retail
Manufacturer: Audiovox
Item: GMRS672
Max Order Qty: 5
Features:
• Uses Standard AAA Disposable Batteries (not included)
• Hands-Free (VOX) Capable
• Swivel Belt Clip with Quick Release
• 6 Mile Range
• FCC License Required (you know… technically)