A long time ago... on the ice planet Hoth...
“Luke. LUKE!”
Wh- Ben? Ughh… holy crap it’s cold out here.
“You will go to the Dagobah System.”
Dagobah System? Sounds perfect, is it warm there?
“There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me.”
Totally, I’m on board. Let’s go now, ok? I think I’m sort of freezing to death out here. I damn near just got eaten by this anthropomorphic mountain goat… Uh, I mean, three of ‘em! Big ones! You know, I gotta say I don’t feel so great, Ben. If it’s cool, I think I’m kind of going to pass out now… see you in the Dagobah System. Yurrghh…
“Luke! LUKE!”
Huh? Is that you, Han? Are you taking me to the Dagobah System? Yoda!
“Wow, Luke, it’s a good thing I found you! You sound a little delirious, and HOLY CRAP MY TAUNTAUN JUST DIED!”
No! Not Chewbacca!
*SIGH* ”No Luke. Chewie’s a Wookie. Tauntauns are these sheep things we’ve been riding around like horses. Sweet Kessel Run, it’s cold out here! Ok, I’ve got an idea to keep you warm, Luke, but you’re going to have to trust me… could I, uh, borrow your lightsaber? Thanks.”
*SHHLUCKKK*
“Whew! This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm until I get the shelter up... Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!”
I don’t think there’s room enough inside this horse-goat for both of us, Han! Save yourself!
“Myself? Ha ha, oh Luke, there’s no chance I’m getting inside that thing. There are still organs in there! See, I was smart enough to pack my SNUGGIE! You’ve seen Snuggies before, haven’t you? The commercials are on TV all the time! Snuggies are soft, warm fleece blankets that have sleeves. See? When I put it on, I’m totally snug, but I can still use my hands to pitch this tent here!"
Really? You’re seriously not cold?
“Not at all, m’man! My Snuggie is super-soft, super-thick, and super-luxurious. A little ice-planet snowstorm is hardly enough to chill my bones once I throw this fleecy wonder on. How’s your stank Tauntaun sleeping bag?”
It sucks, Han. And you look like a fruity Jawa in that thing.
“The warmest, coziest Jawa you’ve ever seen, kid.”
SNUGGIE Fleece Blanket with Sleeves (Blue)
Condition: New
Package: Retail
Manufacturer: As Seen On TV
Max Order Qty: 5
Features:
• Super-Soft, Super-Thick, Super-Luxurious Fleece Blanket
• Oversized Sleeves
• One Size Fits All
• Keeps You Warm and Your Hands Free
• Approximate Dimension: 71" x 48"