I don’t know about you, but I could use a recharge right about now.  I love St. Patty’s Day and all, but thank God it only comes once a year.  I had a great time last night only to wake up this morning feeling depleted, dry, and drained.  A can of Red Bull was the best I could do to get the juice flowing again.

It’s days like today that I wish they had battery chargers like our deal of the day for people, not just electronics.  Wouldn’t it be nice if you could just plug yourself in for an hour and let your nickel cadmium power cells warm up and recharge from any wall socket?  No longer would I need eight hours of sleep a night (or six during the day, either).  Think of all the money I could save on food!  Sure, I’d miss chicken fried steak and everything, but for a confirmed spendthrift like myself, taste ain’t everything.

Sadly, we’ll just have to make do with our AC Quick Chargers keeping our portable gadgets humming along efficiently for the foreseeable future.  This morning, though, I’m turning the volume wayyy down.