On Super Bowl weekend, most of us find ourselves looking forward to the Big Game.  Even if we’re not the biggest football fans on the planet, it’s still fun to get together with a bunch of people and watch all the fun commercials while we scarf down potato chips.  Some of us, however, would rather do almost anything than watch another FREAKING football game.  I mean, who actually cares about Peyton Manning?  Has anyone even BEEN to Indianapolis?

So, for those of you who have no intention of watching football tomorrow, I’ve drawn up the following list of Super Bowl alternatives:

•  Clean out the gutters above the garage
•  Finally get around to trying out that Ab-Roller Extreme that’s been under the bed for a year
•  Prepare and serve a delicious turducken
•  Rearrange your underwear drawer in chronological order
•  How ‘bout actually, you know, PLAYING football?
•  Locate Bigfoot once and for all (the monster truck, not the mysterious primate)
•  Set a few fires
•  Terrorize the Japanese whaling industry with your band of eco-pirates
•  Finish the sequel to your first novel
•  Watch Super Bowl highlights on ESPN