Do you know what I like better than finding great bargains online? Finding free stuff online! That’s why I’m so proud that we’re giving away today’s deal of the day, the Mini Table Tripod with Extendable Legs. In today’s dysfunctional economy, free stuff is getting harder and harder to come by; that’s why I’m quick to snatch up all the free stuff I can get my hands on. In fact, I’d like to share some of the free items that I collect on a day to day basis. Bear in mind that each of the following items costs exactly the same amount as today’s deal:

• Communion wafers at church
• Loose gravel
• Lilting whalesong
• Taco Bell taco sauce
• The laughter of children
• Ice water
• Directions to the Astrodome
• Day-old donuts
• Urinal cakes (used)
• Ground raccoon chuck
• PBS
• Windows security updates
• Sunlight
• Bar matches
• High fives