Every adventurer needs a pack of supplies—heck, even Bear Grylls carries a backpack and a knife.  The Meade 6-Piece Outdoor Adventure Pack Set includes pretty much everything you need to survive camping in the woods, hiking in the mountains, or navigating down the river.  But not all adventures take place outdoors!  Some involve spending time with your insane relatives over Christmas vacation.  Strangely, there are few adventure packs marketing on the Web that cater to these challenges.  If I was tasked with assembling an adventure pack to assist you in surviving Christmas with the in-laws, though, here’s what I’d put inside of it:

•  One extra present for your wife’s cousin’s new redneck boyfriend. Sunflower seeds are always a good choice.
•  One secret flask of bourbon to be deployed when the yelling starts.
•  One children’s Tylenol to give your hyperactive nephew when no one’s looking.  Puts ‘em right to sleep!
•  One pan of Rice Krispie Treats.  Mother-in-law still hasn’t realized that fruit in gelatin is NOT a valid desert. 
•  One list of excuses as to why you cannot stay an additional day, including “we boarded the dog” and “taxes are too high!”

What adventure supplies do you find are necessary to surviving Christmas with your family?