The ancient Samurai lived by the code of Bushido, a rigid system of conduct that governed not only morality and combat, but familial duties, social order, and even personal grooming.  I don’t think that anyone has ever accused Wii fanatics of finding honor in personal grooming, but maybe it’s time we added a few moral restrictions on the use of the Wii.  Frankly, online gaming with the console is a bit like navigating the Wild West. 

Here are a few formal rules of conduct I can think of off the top of my head:
-Men may not fight women or children in Wii boxing.  This is ungentlemanly.
-Any warrior who has not completed The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess may not carry his Wiimote in public.
-Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10 shall be henceforth known as Cheetah Woods PGA Tour 10 and banned from Wii play.  This man Tiger is without honor.
-Wii remotes shall NEVER be thrown.  Such is the code of the warrior.
-Standards of hospitality dictate that anyone hosting a Wii party provide enough AA batteries to keep all Wiimotes functioning throughout the party’s duration.

I think that’s a pretty good start.  What rules would you add to the Wii Honor Code?