It’s nearly 2010, folks.  In this age of amazing gadgets, wireless comfort is prized above all else.  Our Internet connections are wireless, our phones are cordless, and even our video game controllers function using infrared.  So why are we still cramming uncomfortable earbuds into our hear-holes?  All they’ve ever been good for is being sat on, getting clogged with earwax, and worst of all, getting impossibly tangled.  Why did we start using these things, anyway?  Because they didn’t mess our hair up like headphones used to?  That’s not good enough anymore.  It’s time to toss the earbuds in the trash where they belong.

Today’s wireless behind-the-head earphones can’t get tangled, they can’t get filled with earwax, and they’ll never tie you down.  You can plug these babies into your stereo in the living room and listen to music outside while you mow the back yard.  Try pulling that off with the turds that came with your iPod Mini.  We’re about to enter the second decade of the millennium, and mark my words: Earbuds were SO Aughties.