You know when I like to use my water-resistant AM/FM shower radio?  The morning after my favorite NBA team wins a huge game.  I tune it to the biggest sports radio station in town and listen to them recount every fantastic detail:  every assist made, every sick dunk, every blocked shot.  The whole world seems like it’s in a good mood after a big win, doesn’t it?  Nobody has a bad thing to say about the team, the season, or the city.  It’s just a four-hour lovefest in the morning.

After the team loses?  I’d rather drown myself in the tub than turn on the shower radio.  Not only do the hosts nit-pick every little mistake by the coach, the stars, and the water boy, but the idiot CALLERS get into the act.  These morons rant and rant like they have any clue what they’re talking about until I hate everything about my favorite team.  Really gets me excited to go to work, let me just tell you.

What’s your favorite station to listen to in the shower?