One day, I was bored at work so I downloaded all of the pictures off of my bosses digital picture frame. I proceeded to Photoshop in pictures of every D-List celebrity I could find. My personal favorite is the wedding photo where his best man is William Hung and the maid of honor is Omarosa. You should see the one where he is looking down at his newborn twins and I replaced the twins face's with Verne Shroyer (AKA Mini-Me) and Ozzie Ozbourne. My boss never said a word. One day I received a Photoshopped picture of me sitting across the table from Donald Trump and all it said was:

You're Fired!